About Me.

Hello, my name is Vance Wellington III. I’m a millionaire playboy by day, and a secret agent by night. I’ve traveled the world. I also own many rare and exotic cars, and dated rare and exotic women. I know all the major styles of Martial Arts and can kill you with my pinky if I wanted to. I wear only tailored suits, and dance the tango. I’m also an expert at searching Google.

My work with computers is both highly secretive and legendary all at the same time. One time I was in Costa Rica when I saved the President from assassination before I traveled to Isla Nublar and saved Dr. Alan Grant, Dr. Ellie Sattler, and Dr. Ian Malcom from ferocious dinosaurs.

My next feat is stopping an asteroid from hitting earth, but we still have a ton of time before that happens yet.

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