10 Pick up lines that may get you slapped.

Here are some pick up lines that are funny enough they might get you slapped.

1) What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

2) I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

3) Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

4) You got something on your chest: my eyes

5) Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

6) Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

7) I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!

8) My love for you is like diarrhea; I can’t hold it in.

9) You’re so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.

10) I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

Until ‘Monday’

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