Here are some pick up lines that are funny enough they might get you slapped.
1) What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
2) I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
3) Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
4) You got something on your chest: my eyes
5) Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
6) Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
7) I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
8) My love for you is like diarrhea; I can’t hold it in.
9) You’re so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
10) I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
Until ‘Monday’